Get your first online sale
in 14 days
You don't need another course. You need someone in your corner who's done it before, building alongside you until that first notification hits your phone.
You've been stuck in tutorial hell.
Sound familiar?
You've watched 50+ YouTube videos on dropshipping, print-on-demand, or digital products
You've started building a store 3 times but never actually launched
You bought a course that's still sitting in your email inbox, unopened
You're not sure if this 'make money online' thing is even real
You feel overwhelmed by all the options and don't know where to start
The problem isn't you. The problem is you've never had someone do it with you.
A 14-day sprint where I build with you
Not a course. Not a community. A focused, 1-on-1 sprint where we go from idea to first sale together.
Days 1-2: Pick Your Angle
We choose ONE product, ONE customer type, ONE platform. No more wandering between ideas.
Days 3-6: Build the Machine
I build your store/landing page with you on screen. You learn every step while we ship.
Days 7-10: Launch Ads
We write copy, create visuals, and launch your first ad campaign on Meta, TikTok, or Google.
Days 11-14: Get the Sale
Daily optimization calls. We tweak until that first sale notification hits your phone.
Everything you get
Think of it as a tiny agency + mentor on your side for 2 weeks.
This is for you if...
- You have a product idea but feel stuck or overwhelmed
- You want proof this 'online income' thing is real
- You learn faster by doing than by watching
- You can commit 6-8 hours over 2 weeks
- You have $200-500 for initial ad testing
This is NOT for you if...
- You want a "get rich quick" scheme (this is skill building)
- You can't show up for 4 calls over 2 weeks
- You're already doing $10k+/month and need scaling help
- You want someone to do it FOR you, not WITH you
- You're not willing to run paid ads to test
Choose your path
Whether you need your first sale, want to scale fast, or need ongoing strategic guidance.
First Sale Sprint
Get proof it works
14-day sprint
- 4 live strategy calls
- Store/landing page build
- First ad campaign setup
- Product positioning
- 3-5 ad creatives
- Daily async support
Best for: First-time sellers
Growth Accelerator
Scale to $10k/month
30-day intensive
- Everything in Sprint, plus:
- 8 live strategy calls
- Full funnel optimization
- Email/SMS flow setup
- Multi-channel ad strategy
- Conversion rate optimization
Best for: Ready to go all-in
Remote CMO
Ongoing strategy partner
3-month minimum
- Weekly 60-min strategy call
- Slack access (24hr response)
- Monthly growth roadmap
- Ad account audits
- Creative review & feedback
- Vendor introductions
Best for: Scaling brands
Live Calls
Every package includes face-to-face strategy sessions. No pre-recorded fluff.
Async Support
Get answers when you need them. No waiting for the next scheduled call.
Real Accountability
I'm invested in your win. We work together until you see results.
Common questions
What if I don't know what to sell?
Perfect - that's where most people start. In our first call, we use a simple validation framework to pick a starter product. We don't need your life's work. We need something small and testable to prove the model.
Do you build it FOR me or teach me?
Both. I build WITH you on screen, explaining every decision. You'll have recordings of every call and templates to use again. The goal is that you can run this playbook yourself on your next product.
What platform do we use?
Depends on your product. Shopify for physical products, Gumroad/Stripe for digital. For ads, we pick ONE channel (Meta, TikTok, or Google) based on where your customer hangs out. Simplicity wins.
How much time do I need to commit?
4 calls (60-90 min each) plus homework between calls. Total time investment is about 6-8 hours over 2 weeks. Most people do calls in evenings or weekends.
Can I pay in installments?
Yes - 2 payments of $800 for the Sprint (one before, one at day 7). Just mention it when you DM me.
Ready to finally prove it to yourself?
One sale changes everything. It proves the model works. It proves YOU can do this. Let's go get that proof together.
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